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A Pizza The American Dream
Im not anti-American, but I do worry about the cost
of supporting Bush.
David Beckham has been criticised for succumbing to the lure
of the dollar, but his decision was perfectly justified. Judging
by the state of his wife, he was struggling to put food on
the table in Madrid.
Im concerned that other stars may follow Beckhams
controversial lead. FC Dallas play at Pizza Hut Park,
the temptation may prove overwhelming for Wayne Rooney.
Before the Roonatic can commit himself either way, he must
first concentrate on Uniteds trip to the Emirates. Arsenal
dominated the match at Old Trafford; the 13/8 about a repeat
is larger than a 16 inch pepperoni with extra cheese; or as
its known in the Rooney household; breakfast.
If Arsenal v Man U is the main course, Liverpool v Chelsea
is a pretty tasty appetiser. The only suitable label for such
an extravaganza is the one I used when Peter Crouch claimed
hed score 20 goals this season; the big four collide.
The timing of this fixture could not have been better for
the Reds. Everton may have paraded Sylvester Stallone in front
of their supporters; but Liverpool fans will get to see two
great thespians.
John Terry has been offered a deal worth £600,000 a
month; thats just peanuts to David Beckham; which coincidentally,
is his wifes favourite meal. Chelsea are a different
team without their influential captain, Im painting
the town red at 15/8.
West Ham are beginning to feel the pressure. The once idle
threat of relegation is now working out three times a week.
The Hammers can take an invaluable point from St James
at a fighting fit 5/2.
Nicky Butt was involved in a nasty altercation with Chimbonda
last weekend. Im not a boxing referee, but I think Pascal
shaded it. A 2-2 draw is definitely in play at a colourful
16/1.
Mad Evertonian Sly Stallone is not just a mediocre actor;
hes also a pretty warm gambler. Rumour has it that he
phoned the Watford manager to say, Yo Adrian, get on
the Villa at 8/13. Great advice from a true football fanatic.
Robbie Savage can count himself lucky. If I was officiating
the Gilberto incident, id have shown the blonde nuisance
a yellow for the original foul, a yellow for the kick after
the whistle, a yellow for collapsing like a Hollywood stuntman,
a yellow for the patronising dont send him off
routine and a straight red for the haircut. Tough, but ultimately
fair. Man City v Blackburn is a stick-on draw at a golden
9/4.
Ill take nothing away from the average American, especially
his dinner. Im going to feast on the 5/6 about Reading
blunting the Blades.
Let me just clarify, Sylvester Stallone was only in the UK
to promote his new film, Rocky 6 - The fight against
arthritis. The rumour that Martin Jol was considering
signing him as a replacement for Paul Robinson is probably
without foundation. Fulham have won their last four matches
at home to Spurs, a fifth is on the cards at 15/8.
Sylvester Stallone will be tuning into Sky to watch his beloved
Everton play Wigan; if he can get to grips with the remote
control. The Toffeemen will have to settle for a draw at 9/4.
Love is never having to say youre sorry, a philosophy
that the wife holds dear. Im not apologising for steaming
into the 6/4 about an in form Middlesbrough seeing off Bolton
at the Riverside.
Portsmouth are the weekend good things at home to a troubled
Charlton. Youll be as grateful as an American on tanks-giving
if you play on Pompey at a super-sized 4/7.
This weeks accer is so fearsome; Sylvester Stallone
has offered it a leading role in Rambo 4. Middlesbrough, Portsmouth,
Reading and Arsenal are the selections, the payout is an explosive
17/1.
Weekend Betting:
Liverpool v Chelsea Saturday 20th January 12:45 Live on Sky
Liverpool 15/8
Draw 9/4
Chelsea 8/5
Get on: Liverpool
Match Special:
Liverpool to win 1-0 7/1
Aston Villa v Watford Saturday 20th January 15:00
Aston Villa 8/13
Draw 13/5
Watford 5/1
Get on: Aston Villa
Match Special:
Agbonlahor to score a hat-trick 25/1
Fulham v Tottenham Saturday 20th January 15:00
Fulham 15/8
Draw 9/4
Tottenham 8/5
Get on: Fulham
Match Special:
Radzinski to score the first goal 10/1
Middlesbrough v Bolton Saturday 20th January 15:00
Middlesbrough 6/4
Draw 9/4
Bolton 9/5
Get on: Middlesbrough
Match Special:
Yakubu and Viduka to score in a 2-0 Boro win 40/1
Newcastle v West Ham Saturday 20th January 15:00
Newcastle 5/6
Draw 5/2
West Ham 7/2
Get on: Draw
Match Special:
Martins to score at any time 6/4
Portsmouth v Charlton Saturday 20th January 15:00
Portsmouth 4/7
Draw 14/5
Charlton 11/2
Get on: Portsmouth
Match Special:
Portsmouth to win and keep a clean sheet 6/4
Reading v Sheff Utd Saturday 20th January 15:00
Reading 5/6
Draw 23/10
Sheff Utd 10/3
Get on: Reading
Match Special:
Lita to score the first goal 5/1
Man City v Blackburn Saturday 20th January 17:15 Live on
Premiership Plus
Man City 5/4
Draw 9/4
Blackburn 9/4
Get on: Draw
Match Special:
Robbie Savage to be booked 6/4
Wigan v Everton Sunday 21st January 13:30 Live on Premiership
Plus
Wigan 8/5
Draw 9/4
Everton 7/4
Get on: Draw
Match Special:
No goalscorer in the match 17/2
Arsenal v Man Utd Sunday 21st January 16:00 Live on Sky
Arsenal 13/8
Draw 11/5
Man Utd 9/5
Get on: Arsenal
Match Special:
Henry to score the only goal of the game 28/1
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