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Don’t fry for me, Argentina
There is only one activity in life that can be considered
preferable to watching a World Cup match with an ice cold
lager, and that’s when you look in to the eyes of your
loved one, and whisper those three little words, “I was
on,” as you gently caress a winning betting slip while
watching a World Cup match with an ice cold lager. The following
guide will transform that utopian dream into a reality.
Argentina are available at 9/1 to hold aloft the trophy and
here are five reasons why you must get on. Riquelme’s
a genius, Crespo oozes class, Ayala is a colossus, Heinze
adds real variety and Tevez makes Ronaldo look like Crouch.
They also have ‘the new Maradona’ in their team;
with Messi, they could literally clean up. As so many of their
players are plying their trade in Spain and Italy, the stat
that suggests that South American teams struggle in Europe
is now as redundant as a Scottish football correspondent.
England also have a genuine shot at the prize. Sven has finally
began to justify his huge package by bravely selecting Lennon
and Walcott, while Joe Cole, Stevie Gerrard and Frank Lampard
can all be filed under the ‘a bit tasty’ category.
The only real drawback is the Rooney factor; with Wayne missing
the start of the tournament, Peter Crouch has gone from an
acceptable ‘plan B’ (The ‘B’ is short
for Baldrick) to a potential starter. The lack of a 5th striker
prevents me from putting my own hard–earned on Sven’s
men, but I wouldn’t talk anyone out of a little saver
at 15/2.
Of the outsiders, South Korea could be worth a small interest.
The Koreans have an admirable policy of bringing their youth
players through to the first team; they have A. Jung–Hwan
up front. At 250/1, you’ll get a small run for your money.
Germany head the list of teams to be avoided. Franz Beckenbauer
once said of the national team, “If you put all the German
players in a sack and hit it, you would get someone who deserved
it.” They’ve gone backwards since then. Steer clear
at a miserly 7/1.
The Brazilians should also be given a wide berth. The three
R’s were hot 4 years ago, but Ronaldo’s now round,
Roberto Carlos is now a relic and judging by the Champions
League final, Ronaldinho is ridiculously over–rated.
The much hyped pair of Adriano and Robinho have both had seasons
to forget and Kaka sounds like he should be playing for Spurs.
At a general 9/4, there’s little to no value.
In the Golden Boot market, Carlos Tevez looks overpriced at
40/1. The Chelsea target practically won Olympic gold for
Argentina single–handedly two years ago, finding the
net eight times in six matches. I’d be fond of placing
a saver on Van Nistelrooy, and the great Henry; fonder.
Group betting is a must avoid in a ‘two go through’
scenario, as short priced favourites are often content with
the runners–up spot, as a cushier draw can often be a
result. The only punt even worth considering in this market
is a perm of the 2nd favourites, if you reside in Liverpool,
you’ll be familiar with the perm already.
The pick of the ante–post specials has to be the market
for the top Italian goalscorer. Totti is available at 6/1
to top score for the Azurri and that’s worth a small
nibble. Luca Toni has scored goals for fun in Serie A this
season, Toni looks good, but I prefer Totti.
World cup specials: One for all, and well, that’s it.
Angola ‘Water player’ – Akwa to be Angola’s
top scorer 7/2 (Stan James)
Argentina ‘You're the Juan’ – Riquelme to be
Argentina’s top scorer 8/1 (Betfred)
Australia ‘Stretch Mark’ – Viduka to score
with a header against Brazil 10/1 (Super Soccer)
Brazil ‘The Two Ronnies’ – Ronaldo and Ronaldinho
both to score against Croatia 4/1 (Super Soccer)
Costa Rica ‘Slam Chop’ – Paolo Wanchope to
be Costa Rica’s top scorer 10/3 (Premier Bet)
Croatia ‘Who loves you baby?’ – Nico Kovac
to score against Brazil 10/1 (Super Soccer)
Czech Rep ‘Ned flounders’ – Pavel Nedved not
to score in the group stage 6/5 (Super Soccer)
Ecuador ‘Shown the Dor’ – Ecuador to finish
bottom of their group 7/4 (Sportingbet)
England ‘Beers to you, Mr Robinson’ – England
to keep a clean sheet in all three group games 9/2 (Super
Soccer)
France ‘Terry, towel in’ – Henry not to score
in the group stage 4/1 (Super Soccer)
Germany ‘Ballack King’ – Michael Ballack to
be Germany’s top scorer 4/1 (Betfred)
Ghana ‘Never Ghana give you up’ – Ghana to
qualify from their group 7/2 (Premier Bet)
Holland ‘Off to a flyer’ – Kuyt to score Holland’s
first goal 6/1 (Stan James)
Iran ‘Daei hard’ – Ali Daei to be sent off
in the tournament 20/1 (Super Soccer)
Italy ‘Aless in Wonderland’ – Del Piero to
be Italy’s top scorer 10/1 (Stan James)
Ivory Coast ‘How Didi do that?’ – Drogba to
score against Argentina 5/2 (Stan James)
Japan ‘Big in Japan’ – A Japanese player to
score with a header against Brazil 4/1 (Super Soccer)
Mexico ‘Taco look at this’ – Mexico to top
their group 6/4 (Bet Direct)
Paraguay ‘Para shoot’ – Paraguay to score against
England 10/11 (Super Soccer)
Poland ‘Pole axe’ – Poland not to qualify from
their group 6/4 (Bet
365)
Portugal ‘Paul the trigger’ – Pauleta to win
the golden boot 33/1 (Totesport)
Saudi Arabia ‘A sheikh up’ – Saudi Arabia to
qualify from their group 7/1 (Bet
365)
Serbia & Mont. ‘Off Yugo’ – Savo Milosevic
to be sent off in the tournament 12/1 (Super Soccer)
South Korea ‘A Korea opportunity’ – South Korea
to qualify from their group 13/8 (Bet
365)
Spain ‘Up the Villa’ – David Villa to score
with a header against Ukraine 6/1 (Super Soccer)
Sweden ‘Abba cuss’ – Sweden not to qualify
from their group 2/1 (Premier Bet)
Switzerland ‘I believe I can Frei’ – Alexander
Frei to be the Swiss top scorer 13/8 (Bet Direct)
Togo ‘Adebayor, but he's pulled out’ – Adebayor
not to score in the tournament 4/6 (Super Soccer)
Trinidad and T. ‘It's up to you’ – Dwight Yorke
to score against England 9/2 (Super Soccer)
Tunisia ‘I'll name that Tune in 4’ – Tunisia
to finish bottom of their group 3/1 (Premier Bet)
Ukraine ‘Little Shev’ – Shevchenko to score
with a header against Spain 6/1 (Super Soccer)
USA ‘A blushing Bride’ – Brian McBride to be
the top USA scorer 5/2 (Ladbrokes)
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