Whale Meat Again?

It's been a sad week for all animal lovers. When I
heard that a huge mammal had to be rescued from the
Thames, my initial reaction was to ring up McDonalds
to check that the wife was OK. Unfortunately, the
creature in question was a northern bottle-nosed
whale. Bloody trouble making Northerners.

On a brighter note, there's money to be made on the
weekend FA Cup football. Opposing Arsenal away from
home this season has been a nice little earner; that
trend looks set to continue as the Gunners visit
Bolton.

The week started well for Wenger, the Arsenal board
splashed out 12 million pound on an exciting teenager,
that's more than Mark Oaten. The feel good factor
quickly evaporated as a defeat at Goodison Park was
followed by Carling Cup heartache. Arsenal were
easily beaten in Bolton last month; with Wenger
resting Henry, Lauren and Campbell, another Reebok
shoeing awaits. Back Big Sam's men at 5/2.

Paul Scholes has been ruled out for the season due to
blurred vision, maybe my mother was right.

Man U could be in a spot of bother when they travel to
play a side managed by tambourine banger Glenn Hoddle.
Paul Ince has no real opposition in the middle of the
pitch, United are in poor form away from home and only
an exceptional Reading team have left Molineux
victorious since September. The ingredients are all
there, let's put this bad boy in the oven. At 13/2,
the Wolves are ready to pounce.

The match between West Ham and Blackburn will probably
be the most exciting tie of the round. The signing of
Dean Ashton was expensive business, £7m for a Canary
seems high (I can get my hands on a whale for a
monkey), but quality costs. These two have already
met twice in the league; home advantage was the key in
both games. The form of Benayoun edges me towards
West Ham; the signing of Ashton clinches the deal.
Pal up the Hammers at 5/4.

Stuart Pearce thinks it's stupid to suggest he should
be considered a contender for the next England
manager, and if Psycho says it, I wholeheartedly
agree. A derby day win is a flimsy wallpaper for an
out of sorts City; Wigan on the other hand are a lot
like my wife, they refuse to lie down. The Latics are
a confident choice at 2/1, well as confident as you
can be on a match that involves Man City.

In the week that the FA confirmed that Sven will not
last beyond the summer, long time talking-horse Steve
McClaren looks to be on the verge of receiving his
P45. The Boro team have been sent to Coventry to
revive their season, it'll be an unhappy trip. Dennis
Wise misses the tie due to a ban, taxi drivers
throughout Coventry are appealing to the FA. Get on
the draw at 9/4.

With Sven's allegations of corruption hogging the
headlines, I feel obligated to confess the following;
Charlton's forward line is completely Bent. Marcus is
cup tied, but Darren can win the tie for the Addicks,
the weekend good things at 2/7.

There's a handful of weekend specials, well a Jeremy
Beadle handful.

"Back from the dead" - Wolves to win from behind 25/1
"Here O's" - Leyton Orient to score one goal or more
11/10
"Stinging the Blues" - Reading to score in both halves
11/4
"Remember the Whale" - Wayne Rooney to score a
hat-trick 16/1

Quote of the week:

"There wasn't much in it, but he was clearly offside."

Trevor Francis: the reason why a mute button appears
on a remote control.

Stat, you're a liberty:

The big guns are struggling. Man U haven't won any of
their last five matches away from home; Arsenal have
only scored one goal in five league matches on the
road.

Acc of the week:

Aston Villa, Charlton, West Ham, Bolton and Liverpool
are the five best bets on the coupon, the accer pays
out at 18/1.

Weekend Betting:

Cheltenham v Newcastle Saturday 28th January 12.30
Live on BBC

Cheltenham 11/2
Draw 12/5
Newcastle 1/2

Get on: Draw

Newcastle's recent form: 1 point out of a possible 15.
The Robins are flying high in league 2; you can't
touch the Geordies at odds on.
Match Special:
Match to finish 1-1 6/1

Aston Villa v Port Vale Saturday 28th January 15.00

Aston Villa 2/9
Draw 4/1
Port Vale 9/1

Get on: Aston Villa

Villa have drawn the Potteries side four times in the
FA Cup, the Villa qualified at the first time of
asking every time, scoring an impressive 18 goals.
Only the Hammers have beaten the Villans since Man U
left the Midlands with three points eight games ago.
Banker home win.
Match Special:
Steve Davis to score at any time 5/2

Charlton v Leyton Orient Saturday 28th January 15.00

Charlton 2/7
Draw 7/2
Leyton Orient 8/1

Get on: Charlton

Charlton have scored exactly two goals in five of
their last six home matches; dull, but true. The O's
have scored 12 goals in their last five matches on the
road; they can find the net, but it'll only be a
consolation.
Match Special:
Darren Bent to score a hat-trick 12/1

Coventry v Middlesbrough Saturday 28th January 15.00

Coventry 7/4
Draw 9/4
Middlesbrough 5/4

Get on: Draw

Boro have conceded 12 goals in 3 games, even Nuneaton
Borough bagged a couple. Coventry put six past Derby
in their last match, even at juicy odds against, you
can't back the Boro.
Match Special:
Match to finish 2-2 14/1

Everton v Chelsea Saturday 28th January 15.00

Everton 11/2
Draw 11/4
Chelsea 4/9

Get on: Chelsea

The last five matches between these two have produced
two goals or less. It's six consecutive wins on the
road for the Champs; they couldn't win at Goodison in
the league earlier in the season, they're due.
Match Special:
Chelsea to win 1-0 6/1

Man City v Wigan Saturday 28th January 15.00

Man City 11/10
Draw 9/4
Wigan 2/1

Get on: Wigan

Wigan are on a high after securing a date in Cardiff;
Man City have just one win in six league matches. The
Latics beat City 4-3 at the JJB last month; they're
value for a repeat.
Match Special:
Jason Roberts to score two or more goals 8/1

Reading v Birmingham Saturday 28th January 15.00

Reading 6/5
Draw 9/4
Birmingham 9/5

Get on: Draw

It's now 29 matches undefeated in the league for the
Royals, they're smoking. City's five goal demolition
of Pompey will add a little confidence, they'll hold
on for a draw.
Match Special:
Match to finish 1-1 11/2

West Ham v Blackburn Saturday 28th January 15.00

West Ham 5/4
Draw 9/4
Blackburn 7/4

Get on: West Ham

Interestingly, West Ham have won their last three
matches by a 2-1 scoreline. Blackburn lost at Upton
Park earlier in the season, they're set for another
Hammer blow.
Match Special:
Benayoun to score at any time 7/2

Bolton v Arsenal Saturday 28th January 17.40 Live on
BBC

Bolton 5/2
Draw 9/4
Arsenal 10/11

Get on: Bolton

Bolton are unbeaten at the Reebok since August; the
Gunners are struggling to find the net on the road.
You've got to side with Big Sam.
Match Special:
Bolton to keep a clean sheet 9/4

Wolves v Man Utd Sunday 29th January 16.00 Live on
Sky

Wolves 13/2
Draw 10/3
Man Utd 1/3

Get on: Wolves

Hoddle's men are unbeatable at home, Fergie's men are
struggling to win away. A home win is the answer,
with a little saver on the draw.
Match Special:
Paul Ince to score the only goal of the game 200/1

Portsmouth v Liverpool Sunday 29th January 18.00 Live
on BBC

Portsmouth 9/2
Draw 12/5
Liverpool 4/7

Get on: Liverpool

Liverpool's loss at Old Trafford is there only
reversal on the road for three months; and they were
robbed. The stats say that Pompey have lost only one
of their last five home matches, Gerry says get on the
Pool.
Match Special:
Gerrard to score at any time 7/4